At no.5, James Blunt.
His soprano-fied voice with a squeeze of a lemon and loads of facial hair makes him placed at number 5!! Didn't you know of his latest fling with this guy called I'mgayandIloveit?
At number FOUR!!!! Click Five!!!
That's a large picture!!!!!!!!!! That's really gay isn't it? Just a look at it burns my eyes. Doesn't it affect you too? Nah, don't think so. That's cause you're gay. Anyways, have you heard them sing live?
At no.3!!! Miley Cyrus' fans
Fans of Miley Cyrus likes to drink water with a straw, dye their hair three times in a row for a day. Childish..... and GAY. Takes life like it is a climb. Neverending. Thinks their life is a fantasy.
At no.2!!!! The Jonas Brothers!!!
They are a hit right now to people who have no idea what boy means. These artists do not know what life is. Drools over boys, thinks of what colour of underwear to wear tomorrow, their apparels must match in terms of colour and fashion of the now. Tights are their next favourite pants to wear after their pink hush puppies underwear.
NO 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! goes to SUPER JUNIOR
Honest here. I haven't heard of them before but just last week, I was exposed to this by Tirzah. Hmmmmm, never knew it was this big a group. But nevertheless, they're a big bunch of sissies, aren't they? As far as I'm concerned, I think these boys cannot sing and are succesful because of their gay looks. They're Koreans right? Cause you know what? Korea is a place where guys look like girls. Don't you agree? Their favourite colour is pink, likes hello kitty, likes camwhoring like girls, thinks barbie dolls are actually real, their favourite show is Barbie!! Nice one. xD Cheers everybody.
OOoooOOOoOoo. I gotta be careful this time, I made a lot of people angry. *cough* Tien Un *cough* Tirzah *cough* others who likes these artists *cough*
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