Oh yea, there was this chinese man in the store who went like this to a colleague of mine.
Man: Asamolokum, dis item bai 1 no discaung ar?
Colleague: Sir, I'm not malay. Anyway, yea, 1 item no discount, 2 or more, you'll enjoy 15% discount so buying more would benefit you.
Man: *discusses with woman beside in Hokkien* Ah, Bad den I wan this 1 onni. Can't give discount meh?
Colleague: Sir, we cannot negotiate the price with you as we are workers of a company only. We do not own the shop. But if you insist, you can join our membership and you can get 10% discount.
Man: How get the membership cad?
Colleague: You have to spend at least 300rm or more to be entitled to get the membership.
Man: Waaaaaaa!! *discusses with woman again* Nemermine, I just take this onni. I dowan discaung d. Negoshiat oso dowan, i still wan buy this for my gurfen. *gives money and goes off*
It was pretty loony then, but I can't describe it as funny as it was that time, I kept laughing when I thought about the first word he exclaimed, "Asamolokum". Oh yea, it is not exactly what I typed that happened la, he just spoke pretty funnily and my colleague kept toying with him. Since I was beside them, I kept giggling so when the man left, he stared at me. Haha!! Working stories, I have my share of funny working experience now.
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